Score: 9

"Great game, lots of variety"

submission: The Rise of a Knight

date: November 22, 2009

Graphics: 7/10
The graphics in the game aren't over the top, but it's apparent that a lot of effort was put into them and they get the job done.

Sound: 9/10
The sound effects sound natural and really help to immerse you in the game, and MaestroRage's music has an "epic" feel to it that really puts you in the mood for blood.

Gameplay: 7/10
The game runs smoothly and the controls are responsive. I loved how each fight was unique; you had to figure out a style for each monster and attack them accordingly, while also trying to kill them as fast as possible before different monsters showed up to complicate things.

Story: 7/10
The story in the beginning is like any medieval fantasy; The princess has been captured and you go on a quest to save her, battling through waves of monsters, et cetera. The redeeming quality was the surprise twist at the end.

Overall: 9/10
This game is a refreshing way to kill 30 minutes and left me feeling strangely optimistic at the end.

Score: 9

"Very nice"

submission: Dr. Mario with Lyrics

date: November 20, 2009

I liked how you 'censored' Wario's and Mario's unmentionables with their bulging stomachs, very tasteful.

Score: 2

"Could be better"

submission: Escape the Car

date: July 31, 2009

The game alone was fair, but there were a few glaring problems that ruined it.

-The story has no back button, forcing you to close and reload the game to return to the menu.

- When you die in the game and start over, a new music track begins with the old one in play, resulting in multiple tracks by the time you get to the end. You should either keep the running track or end it and start the new one, but don't just keep the old and the new.

-On the break window decision screen, all of the decisions lead to the same death, a button on the other side of the window. you should change up the deaths so that they are varied, or at least cut it to one window.

-On the break window decision screen, the 'rear window' choice repeats.

-Overall the graphics were poor, the game being text only is no excuse for lack of effort. Try using a black background and using white courier new text, and have some sort of graphic for the title screen, even it's an ASCII graphic.

Overall the game was short and not very good, but if you polish the flaws and tweak the graphics, you potentially could have a good game.

Score: 1

"This game was painful."

submission: The insane quiz full

date: July 23, 2009

Graphics- 2/10
I would definitely hate to play the original insane quiz if compared to this game the graphics are bad.

Sound- 4/10
The music was dull and repetitive, and there were no sound effects.

Gameplay- 2/10
If you get a single answer wrong, the screen blacks out and puts you back into the menu screen.

Logic and Originality: 2\10
This game recycles answers from the Impossible Quizzes and the few original answers use no logic at all; you simply have to rely on luck and memory to get through this game.

Overall: 1\10
This Quiz shames the Impossible quizzes and is a pain to play. This is little more than one of hundreds of quiz flashes, and a bad one at that.

Score: 8

"Excellent"

submission: Feudalism

date: February 16, 2009

Graphics: 7/10- Units and buildings are fine in shape, but the movable parts are clearly discernable and make the game look cheap.

Sound: 4/10- With the exception of a few sound effects, there is no sound.

Controls: 10/10- The controls were smooth and there was no lag at all.

Fun Factor: 7/10- The game was exciting and fun at first, but eventually became tedious as I slowly dominated the cities.

A great flash overall, but there were a few imperfections thet marred an otherwise excellent game.

Score: 10

"Hilarious"

submission: Dad's at Work

date: February 15, 2009

I wonder what Dad's insurance rates are...

Score: 10

"Excellent game"

submission: Castle Crashing the Beard

date: November 22, 2008

If you level up right when the beard changes to the skull, the music doesn't change.

Score: 6

"Not bad"

submission: WeaponOfBushDestruction

date: October 18, 2008

The game's pretty good at first, but after awhile it gets pretty boring. The music doesn't help either.

Score: 10

"Funny"

submission: IRAQ ATTACK

date: October 17, 2008

When you bomb all the oil Bush kills you.

Score: 7

"Decent"

submission: Stick Slayer Episode VIII

date: October 17, 2008

Truth be told this is the only stick slayer flash that wasn't terrible.
I liked the comments ("Just like momma used to make") and the graphics were alright... I found that this is the only one with a decent storyline as well.